1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.... 

1. your mother has a short-haired, curly perm. 2. your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor. 3. your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15. 4. you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing. 5. you have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry. 6. everyone thinks you’re “Indian”... 

Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American said “In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he’s grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist !” The... 

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married : ” Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her .” An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: “Take an elephant of negligible weight” Instructor: “Take a copper wire of any metal…and pour any liquid solution of... 

10. A chain of “Bhaskar-RaoBins” ice cream stores all over the country, in collaboration with Baskin Robins. 9. Kraft will make “PARAMESAN CHEESE” at Madras, in collaboration with Parameswaran & Co. 8. Kentucky Fried Chicken will open its chain of Indian version, to be named, “KARNATAKI FLY-ED CHICKEN” and will be headquartered at Bangalore. 7. Pizza Hut will... 

India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident: Literacy soars up to 86% in India and in another interesting incident Pakistan’s literacy rate also increases by 50 %. Population Statistics: 42% – Literate, 58%- Politicians. Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst. India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games Poverty to be eradicated... 

A saadhu (saint) and a shikaari (hunter) meet in a forest. The shikaari sees a bird and shoots. He misses and exclaims: “Behanchood! I missed”. The saadhu says killing animals is wrong as it is and using dirty language when not succeeding makes it worse. After some time the shikaari sees a deer and shoots. He misses again and shouts: “Lund saalaa! phir sae missed” The saadhu... 

The world’s most avid hockey fan, a beautiful sardarni, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that she had left her ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the match, she went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour’s wait she was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called... 

Santa was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff, “OK, Santa how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Santa and boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough,... 

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. HE WROTE : Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it... 

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn’t control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, “Hey, What do you... 

For long, India’s colonial rulers divided the country’s population by the numbers. And as current-day politicians continue with that unholy task, we present a shortcut to make their work easier. Here’s distinguishing India’s different cultures by the numbers: MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four... 

Want to propose a girl Just do it – Nike Before going to propose to a girl Believe in the best – BPL. If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo – Vicks. If you are going to propose to a girl Chances are 50-50 – Britannia. If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her Take it easy – Limca. Girl says NO ! Jor ka jhatka dhire se... 

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would... 

A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody’s garden. The owner comes out angrily: Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing? Sikh: No, I’m Jaspar Singh.  Read More →

Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum Desi who falls at people’s feet: Charan Singh Desi who falls at peopls’ feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh What is a smart Malayalee called? Debo-nair. What is a dynamic malayalee called ? Pheno-Menon. Why did the malayalee crossed the... 

Gujarat University Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam Question Paper: Time Limit: 3 Weeks 1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c)... 

After making a trip to South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and... 

Once an Indian minister was on a tour to France and his French counterpart invited him for a dinner. When the Indian minister arrived at the latter’s residence, he was astonished to see that the latter was living in a very grand and luxurious bungalow and they had dinner in silver spoons and plates and all his bungalow were filled of precious antiques and other articles. He can not hold himself... 

A Sardarni competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The French woman came in first, the English woman second. The Sardarni finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, “I don’t want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms.”  Read More →

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts.” The doc says “Ok, touch your elbow.” Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doc, surprised,says “touch your head.” Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Every where Bholaji touches it hurts... 

Bhola goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bhola to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bhola goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next week Bhola...